Back in the early 1980s, Lester Bangs was the Editor and chief picture-caption writer at CREEMMagazine (America's Only Rock and Roll Magazine). In one issue, he wrote my all-time favorite caption under a picture of Van Halen's singer:
"The Creature Walks Among Us...starring David Lee Roth as the Mongus."
Alas, Mr. Bangs left us these many moons ago. R.I.P. Lester.