Coconuts, that is. I bought a home-made ukulele, today, made from a couple of coconut shells and a hand-carved neck. The top is 1/8" plywood, hand-painted with a strange floral design, plus a painted ribbon along the bottom.
I'm going to carve some tuning pegs for it, make a nut (which is missing) from copper wire (like the frets) and string it up.
I'd like to remind you that Stuart Little was not a damn mouse (voiced by Michael J. Fox), he was a boy who looked like a mouse and was the size of a mouse.